Austerity Trick or Treat

I'm the Mr Scrooge of Halloween.  I think I've never willingly given out candy to marauding bands of badly disguised children, our family tradition being to turn off the lights and pretend no-one else was home.

 I like sweets and dressing up but can't stand it's candy coated version of horror/evil.  Bah humbug Halloween I'm off to hde behind the curtains til All Saints Day.

disclaimer: do I need to point out we don't condone vandalism or insurance fraud its just a nearly funny cartoon