Earth 2.0 (Kepler 452b)

Today it was announced that Kepler found another 'Earth-like' planet Kepler 452b which orbits a star of the same class as our own at a very similar distance.  It is larger than Earth and perhaps rocky but we don't know what aliens reside there so it's probably better to hold out for Earth 2.1.

OK Corral Bake Off

A Great British Bake Off twist on the gunfight at the OK Corral.  The 30 second gunfight is perhaps the most famous in this history of the American Wild West which didn't happen outside the OK Corral but probably did involve bakery.

Prime Day

Here's my new conspiracy theory Amazon's Prime Day is the start of a world domination plan to take over all holidays before creating an elite society known as the primes who will control the global economy and subjugate the subprime underclass who will have to wait up to three working days for their pet hair lint roller refills.  It's on the internet now so it must be true.  If you don't believe me wait until the hostile takeover of Hallmark in the next few years which will mark the acquisition of Valentines and Mothers/Fathers day to add to their current portfolio of Black Friday.

Greece The End Is Nigh

I've been following the Greek crisis live updates and every day is decision day/last chance to save the Euro.  I think I could just keep adding the days until Sunday to the sign and even then if a deal is agreed that will hardly be the end.

The crisis has been brewing for a long time which is way you can find my Back to the old drawing board cartoon (a Euro version of Peter Arno's classic cartoon) from November 2011.